-My Goofy Ahh Dad-

«When I was four and a half years old, my riggity-roo-aw dad smacked me in the back of the head with a steering wheel. I pushed my grandpa into oncoming traffic because he changed the channel to Family Feud. I peeped in on my uncle using Finding Dory hand soap to choke his chicken. I spilled baby oil on the hallway floor. Hey, Quandale Dingle here again. I've been apprehended in India for carrying out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls. My friend, Wandale Pringle, also passed away next week due to heart failure. Anyways, I will be escaping prison again May 2nd with my cell boyfriend, Brownie Rim Jr. and I will be at the nearest McDonald's signing autographs.»